The fellas say,
“Hey, moron, pass the gin
’cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen.”

Poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin’ for “change”?

Here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD

Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way, girl, we’re taking a wok.

I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life,
‘cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway, now I’m Elton John.